Thursday, December 13, 2007



When I was 3-5 years old, I didn't like to sleep at night (I still don't btw).
My dad had a difficult time with me.
The only  time I would sleep easily it was on raining day!
It not that I loved raining day but it was...
because my naughty dad would said,
"You don't want to sleep? The frog is finding you. Hear, the frog croaks?"
*nod my head*
"the frog is calling your name eeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn eeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn!"
(hey, rmb to try hearing it! it really do sound like my nameeee...)
In few seconds, I would be asleep!
I though if I couldn't hear the frog, then it was not there.
hehehe... clever of me, but my dad is the cleverest! =D
I grew up hating frogs!

The 1st day standard 4, I tried to wear my school shoes.
It was too tight. Thus, I looked into the shoes and saw something in it.
I thought it was the crumple paper that was stuffed inside.
So I put my hand in it and take it out.
Lo and behold, IT WAS A FROG!
(or a kotok? but anyway it doesn't matter, it's ugly creatures like that! )

I was super duper terrified!
Quickly, I used all the brush I could find in the house to brush my hand!
I think I used dynamo to wash it! 
And if I don't remember wrongly, I even use clorox!
I wanted a new skin!!!
Then the next day, I knocked and threw the shoes a few times (to be very sure)!
However, I still couldn't wear the shoes.
So again, I put my hand in to take it out whatever it was inside.

As if the frog has no where else to sit beside MY shoes!
After that, I washed my hand just like I did the day before.
When I reached school, I still couldn't stand I held frog on my palm TWICE!!!
So I took the blade and scrapped my palm!
ish... I was that disgusted!
(that's why now, I prefer open-toe shoes =)

Few weeks ago, I came home for semester break.
The first few things mum told me,
"Ern, last week 2 frogs went into your room."
I was still super selamba about it since I didn't see the frogs =P

The week I came back, the frog came into the kitchen a few times.
My super brave mum halau-ed it away. Hence, I was still okay with it.

Then came one night, Eileen (sis's fren) came and stayed in our house.
I was surfing blogs as usual. 
I was spinning around with the computer chair and almost lost my balance
(cause one of the leg broke. Skills needed to sit on the chair =P And to kill your curiosity, yes I was the one who broke the chair) 
And as I was trying to get back my balance, I saw a frog looking at me!!!!
I yelled for help for sis and Eileen! 
Later, Jien joined the troupe to evacuate the frog.
A midnight drama!

Then today, I was searching for my skull purse in my tons of boxes.
At the corner of the cupboard, I saw a fluffy black thing like a ball of dust.
I wanted to hold it with my hand to throw it away.
Before I could touched it, the stuff opened it's eye!

I'm sure you know what it is!

Ewwwwww... I'm utterly disgusted! 

Of all places, why the frog want to come in my house?
To be more precise, around me!??!?!?!
Frog, frog go away!!!!!!
Go to Bryan's house, it's not far away! I'm sure Bryan and James will love you =)

Never try to scare me with a frog, to avoid being deaf =)
Don't tell me I didn't warn you


Wednesday, December 12, 2007

life is weird

Dad was about to kill all the ants around, and said

"my course mate's eldest son just passed away after going for interview for police"

I was like -____________-''
Why can people passed away just like that?
Life is fragile.

I once said, "Want to die also not easy! Someone jumped down from 13th floor but save by clothes hangers"
Life is weird.

PS : If ever you want to present my sis a pet, ant eater will be her fave =D 


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I don't understand why...

This is what my friends say I am in facebook!
It make me look like so most churchy person around!


I don't understand why 
I like 'Hey' rather than 'hi' though it's shorter to type

I don't understand why
God made man to need to sleep though He can make man not to

I don't understand why
1kg of chocolate can turn into 5kg of extra fats

I don't understand why
I used to hate sushi yet now I'm loving it

I don't understand why
some politician speak like kids throwing tantrum though they should and are the role models

I don't understand why
some prayers are not answered though i prayed really hard

I don't understand why
we human use a small percentage of our brain when God gave us such a big one

I don't understand why
models want to be stick-thin though it is ugly

I don't understand why
I find it so hard to sleep at night though I like to sleep

I don't understand why
I find some guys hot yet others not

I don't understand why
I love to eat yet I'm lazy to cook complicated meals

I don't understand why
it is harder to cry when i get older

I don't understand why
I look like english school girl yet I never been to one

I don't understand why
life is hard to live yet giving birth is a happy moment

I don't understand why
truth hurts yet set us free

I don't understand why
I am stubborn though I know I am wrong

I don't understand why
I grow up so fast in such a short time

I don't understand why
a mother can kill her daughter when she should love her

I don't understand why
I find owl such a cutie

I don't understand why
the sun never stop shinning and the earth never stop spinning

I don't understand why
bad things happen to good people

I don't understand why
it is illegal to wear jeans to UPM

I don't understand why
I like to eat ice-cream and chocolate though it fattening

I don't understand why
I still could remember the guy who stole my chipsmore during kindergarten

I don't understand why
I want to have lots of shoes when I only have a pair of feet

I don't understand why
water taste horrible though I need it

I don't understand why
the sky is blue

I don't understand why
UPM has to start semester on 23rd December

I don't understand why
my holidays flies

I don't understand why
I like to ask so many WHY question

I don't understand why
you are still reading my blog


Monday, December 10, 2007

Things i did this holiday

Things I did this holiday

I registered facebook
and got addicted to LOST!
*for the non-facebooker info, it a trivia in facebook*
Each correct question is 10 points
and I got 15540, currently
During my spm years, I never been so hard working answering
objectives questions -.-''
but loot at the person with highest score, 47900!!!
Can I catch up?
He is lesser God.
I wonder what name is the next level?
More then god?

These days, I spend less hours blog reading
but doesn't mean I read less blog 
because I also registered Google Reader
Very cool!
It helped me to keep update with blogs that I read

and I categorize blogs under
craft and illustration
half friends
nothing better to do
super star blogger =)
wonder your blog under what category?

I cleaned up my room half way

and also I design a bus schedule for UPM-ers to FGA

and I had movie marathon
"1 liter of tears"
jap drama, very emo =)

and finally, i too effort to arrange my picture!
ps : for those who have pictures of me, 
pls email to me. 
Please =D

nothing much!

I still have hundred and one stuff to do before Uni reopen 
design details form, buy note books, make bday card, prepare for cg materials, attendance sheets, duty sheets, buy christians book to read, 
meet up with lost touch friends, buy shoes, find nice papers, format laptop, pack stuff to UPM, build up my stamina buy food for UPM, 
plan cg activities, wash toilets, email to long lost friends,  window shop at Melaka raya, find more instant healthy food, find practical crafts to do, and...
yet I'm always wasting time
like right now!


Saturday, December 08, 2007

my fave in NZ

This is what I did last holiday! 

my fave dish in NZ =)
korean food
the portion was super duper a lot
 plus the 4 side is refillable!

my fave fruit in NZ
golden kiwi
*btw, now golden kiwi is also available in Tesco*
yum... how to not put on weight in NZ!?!?!?

my fave junk food in NZ =D
enough of food, now about shops

the shop where I got all my goodies =)
Tip Top
like Malaysia sundry shop la...
but got more goodies =)

iko iko
my fave shop
but didn't buy anything from there =/
iko iko sells lots cute & arty stuff

Valley girl
Australia version of Padini

my fave musuem
coz got lots place to post for a pic =D

my fave bus stop 

got owl!!!

my fave pin =)

my fave coin
It was a 10cent coin then put into a machine to flatten it as souvenir
at Wellington's Zoo

fave sign board
cute till can die =P

took more sign board pic rather than animals =)

my fave animal in NZ

Meerkats live in large groups and each member has a different role
one of the group is always on look out duty
Meerkats are super duper cute but not cuter than owls
One of the groups would stand of the highest land to jaga like guard =)

road to sista ex-room

way back to sis ex-room
like in enchanted! =)
*oh btw, go watch enchanted!!! Very nice*

fave pic in NZ

cutest girl I ever met

tinker bell and wonder woman
one of the week, the sunday school had "superhero day"
all the kids and teachers dressed up in their superhero
cool uh?

the picture that most don't look like me


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