Thursday, December 13, 2007
I HATE FROG!!!
I HATE FROG!
When I was 3-5 years old, I didn't like to sleep at night (I still don't btw).
My dad had a difficult time with me.
The only time I would sleep easily it was on raining day!
It not that I loved raining day but it was...
because my naughty dad would said,
"You don't want to sleep? The frog is finding you. Hear, the frog croaks?"
*nod my head*
"the frog is calling your name eeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn eeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn!"
(hey, rmb to try hearing it! it really do sound like my nameeee...)
In few seconds, I would be asleep!
I though if I couldn't hear the frog, then it was not there.
hehehe... clever of me, but my dad is the cleverest! =D
I grew up hating frogs!
The 1st day standard 4, I tried to wear my school shoes.
It was too tight. Thus, I looked into the shoes and saw something in it.
I thought it was the crumple paper that was stuffed inside.
So I put my hand in it and take it out.
Lo and behold, IT WAS A FROG!
(or a kotok? but anyway it doesn't matter, it's ugly creatures like that! )
I was super duper terrified!
Quickly, I used all the brush I could find in the house to brush my hand!
I think I used dynamo to wash it!
And if I don't remember wrongly, I even use clorox!
I wanted a new skin!!!
Then the next day, I knocked and threw the shoes a few times (to be very sure)!
However, I still couldn't wear the shoes.
So again, I put my hand in to take it out whatever it was inside.
And again, it was A FREAKING STUPID UGLY FROG!
As if the frog has no where else to sit beside MY shoes!
After that, I washed my hand just like I did the day before.
When I reached school, I still couldn't stand I held frog on my palm TWICE!!!
So I took the blade and scrapped my palm!
ish... I was that disgusted!
(that's why now, I prefer open-toe shoes =)
Few weeks ago, I came home for semester break.
The first few things mum told me,
"Ern, last week 2 frogs went into your room."
I was still super selamba about it since I didn't see the frogs =P
The week I came back, the frog came into the kitchen a few times.
My super brave mum halau-ed it away. Hence, I was still okay with it.
Then came one night, Eileen (sis's fren) came and stayed in our house.
I was surfing blogs as usual.
I was spinning around with the computer chair and almost lost my balance
(cause one of the leg broke. Skills needed to sit on the chair =P And to kill your curiosity, yes I was the one who broke the chair)
And as I was trying to get back my balance, I saw a frog looking at me!!!!
CRAZY STUPID NOTHING TO DO FROG!
I yelled for help for sis and Eileen!
Later, Jien joined the troupe to evacuate the frog.
A midnight drama!
Then today, I was searching for my skull purse in my tons of boxes.
At the corner of the cupboard, I saw a fluffy black thing like a ball of dust.
I wanted to hold it with my hand to throw it away.
Before I could touched it, the stuff opened it's eye!
I'm sure you know what it is!
Ewwwwww... I'm utterly disgusted!
Of all places, why the frog want to come in my house?
To be more precise, around me!??!?!?!
Frog, frog go away!!!!!!
Go to Bryan's house, it's not far away! I'm sure Bryan and James will love you =)
Never try to scare me with a frog, to avoid being deaf =)
Don't tell me I didn't warn you
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